Sunday, 17 January 2010

Movie: Paranormal Activity (2007)


"What happens when you sleep"

Trailer

Rating aku: 7/10
Rating IMDb: 6.9/10
Brapi kali dah tengok: 1

Sinopsis:
Micah, seorang day-trader, dan Katie, seorang student sudah couple selama 3 tahun dan akhirnya bercadang utk tinggal serumah. Apa yang Micah tak tahu, gf die sbnrnya sudah difollow oleh seekor hantu sejak umur 8 tahun. Jadi hantu itu turut ikut Katie ke rumah barunya dan terus kacau mereka.

Hantu tu pernah bakar rumah katie, kacau dia dgn adik dia, dan mcm-mcm ganguan lagi.

Micah beli camcoder utk rakam apa yang jadi bila mereka tidur. Macam-macam yang terjadi, contohnya:

1) Bunyi dinding dihentak
2) Bunyi "grunting"
3) Pintu bilik ditutup dengan sendiri (ni feveret hantu tu, suke btol main pintu)
4) Suis bukak tutup sendiri
5) Paling horor = Katie kene tarik kluar

Micah dgn Katie buat mcm-mcm utk hentikan ganguan tersebut, beli Ouija board, panggil bomoh dan pawang, Micah maki-maki hantu tu, letak bedak atas lantai, dsbnya.

Macam manakah kesudahan ganguan tersebut?

Antara Part Yang Aku Suka:

1) Katie kene tarik dari katil
Terkejut nak mati aku tengok, bapak dia!

2) Ouija board
Micah dgn degilnya cube utk comunicate dgn hantu tersebut, tengok apa jadi?

3) Research kat internet
Micah dgn katie jumpa youtube kat internet pasal kejadian yang sama berlaku kat pompuan lain berpuluh-puluh tahun dulu. Apa jadi kat pompuan tu.

Kenapa Aku Suka Movie Ni:
Sebab yg sama aku suke cloverfield dan rec
. Mcm real

Aku Rekemen/Empfehlen Movie Ni:

Paling terbaik, korg tutup lampu biar gelap, pasang speaker, dan jauhkan drpd pegang gelas berisi air dsbnya.

p/s - jgn tgk sbb nk tgk hantu, tgk sebab nk rase takut.

Kalau Suka Paranormal Activity & Nak Tengok Movie Macam Ni Lagi:

1) Blair witch project

2) Rec

3) cloverfield

Semua stock camera goyang, best.

Komen Penonton:

"
I jumped like a little bitch in this movie." -KeightrRida on youtube

"i saw this. is was fucking SCARY AS FUCK!! i cried.. ;-; " - anonymous

"I seen the movie and I gotta say: What did the audience find so scary in this movie that made them jump off their seats with panic faces? I'm guessing it's the first horror movie they seen in their lives."

"Aku igtkn lagi takut, tapi xde la sgt, es geht" - aku


Tuesday, 12 January 2010

pESAnaNpEnAJA!!



Bedebummmmm............

Herr M kat opis ini ade first aid kit x, Herr m tolong balutkan injury saya ni!

ok...ok...boleh.....

Kenapa dengan tangan awak?

- jatuh tadi, kasut licin kot

Adakah awak dilindungi oleh mana-mana syarikat insurans? seperti syarikat !@# ataupon syarikat %^&*?

- haaa? ade2 syarikat !@#

Ini dikira sebagai kes kemalangan di tempat kerja, esok kene isi borang kecederaan, buat report dan jumpa head of department, siapakah saksi kecederaan awak? siapakah yang balut luka awak?

- Herr M tolong balut tadi. Tapi luka sikit je.

Baiklah Herr M akan jadi saksi untuk kes ini.

- kes INI ?

(Patutla Herr M tenung semacam je luka tadi, die kene soal jawab ngn head of department rupenye esok, sorry Herr M ter-nyusahkan, asal x cakap? aku bawak camera tadi, boleh ambik gambar luka sebelum balut)

Awak ada sakit di bahagian mana2 lagi tak? Luka awak teruk ke tidak?



- xde, luke je, tapi dalam la jugak, saya nmpk isi saya tadi.



(Tapi klu standard Rambo, die x rasa ape2 kot, sakit macam kene garu shj)

p/s - nyesal jatuh

Monday, 11 January 2010

Engkau Exam

" Great people do great things, like not afraid of their final sem exam "






Sunday, 3 January 2010

2010

If I only have one wish for 2010, it would be that nobody starts war this year.

At the end of last year i read a book written by a 15 years old girl entitled Anne Frank: The Diary of a young girl. She was a Jewish girl in Amsterdam during the second world war. She and her family was victim of Hitler's anti-Jews policy. So during the war, they went hiding inside a house for 2 years and during those years that Anne Frank wrote this book.

Recommended that you visit her hiding place, during your stay in Amsterdam.

I consider it an act of terrorism. Its all the same, when you kill innocent people, whatever methods you use. Be it:

1) Chopping someone's head off samurai style.

2) Gassing victims inside chambers.
-ehem2, you know who did this

3) Dropping powerful atomic bombs purposely on city full of civilians.
- remember Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

4) Blowing yourself up and people around you in public places like market or school
- people go to market to buy fresh fish or vegetable, not to get their body blown to pieces!
(take notes terrorist wannabe)

Points 1,2,3 all happened during WW2 and number 4 happens a lot nowadays.

So why only one party is ashamed and really feels guilty of what they have done, while the others still walk around with no regret whatsoever, is beyond me.

They call people terrorists and never see the blood on their own hands.




Thursday, 24 December 2009

Movie : Drag Me To Hell (2009)

Guten abend meine Damen und Herren :


"Christine Brown has a good job, a great boyfriend, and a bright future. But in three days, she's going to hell."

Trailer

Rating aku : 4.1 / 10
Rating IMDb : 7.3 / 10
Brape kali aku dah tengok : 1 (its more than enough)

Sinopsis:
A movie about curse, what else do you expect? a person made one wrong move, got cursed, and paid for it. end of story.

Sinopsis Longer version : Frau Christine Brown works as a bank loan officer, and is competing with her colleague for a promotion to assistant manager. But boss is strict and says that she must prove herself first by making "difficult decision".

So one day one old woman comes to her to ask for loan extension. As expected she rejects the old woman's request and pisses the old woman off.

Now here comes the interesting part. The old woman is not happy and feels humiliated, she takes matter on her own hand. As Frau Brown leaves the bank later that night, the old woman attacks her. This scene is very funny. Probably the most interesting event from the whole movie.

Then bla bla bla, got cursed, boyfriend helps to find cure, they both try to remove the curse, and at last..............

Antara Parts Yang Aku Suka:
I've told earlier, when the old lady attacks Frau Brown in the parking lot. Funny as hell.

Kenapa Aku Suka Movie Ni:
I don't.

Aku Rekemen/Empfehlen Movie ni:
Not really, although the rating is quite high, i just dont think it was that good.

Kalau Suka Drag Me To Hell & Nak Tengok Movie Macam Ni Lagi:
Since i am not a big fan of black magic movies, i dont know a lot of them, but you can try:

1) The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Prepare for a lot of screamings

2) .......

Komen Penont
on Untuk Drag Me To Hell:
"
This movie was so funny ad yet so scary at the same time :) "

"moral of the story: beware of little old ladies because damn, if you screw up, they WILL get you! "

"Shitty movie, sorry to say "

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Martin Luther King Jr.- I have a dream

actually xde kene mengena pon dengan speech famous oleh Marin Luther King Jr. pada tahun 1963 dulu.

Tapi semalam aku mimpi.....punye la real mimpi sampai aku boleh ingat setiap details dalam mimpi aku tu sampai ke skrg (15 jam selepas kejadian mimpi).

Nak tahu ape aku mimpi......?

Aku tido.....pastu aku mimpi......dalam mimpi aku tu................

.............
............
............
............

Pastu aku terbangun, aku tido balik, pastu mimpi tadi sambung, tapi yang part 2 aku x ingat.


Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Luckily you dont understand malay

Today i was working in lab, designing some experiments for my project....i was not alone because there was also another intern doing his work in the same lab.

So while drawing the test's apparatus, somehow i got bored, and wrote something in malay on my paper, before i continued planning the test.

Moments later, my boss came to the lab, to check on me, and to see the progress of my work. So there i go, explaining to to him my idea while showing the sketches that i have made.

Suddenly he said......."aahh i can understand this" and then went on to read out loud:

(before he began reading, i went gulp! i am screwed big time)

"AAA-PA TEN-GOCK TEN-GOCK, NACKKK KEY-NAY BAY-LA-SAHH"

i cut him off, and quickly changed the topic. After our discussion finished, he left the lab, and i couldn't stop laughing for the next 15 minutes